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25 questions. Yes or no. Keep your own score per category. No wrong answers — but some of you are absolutely going to be exposed.
1. Questions appear one at a time on screen.
2. Everyone answers yes or no — in your head, silently.
3. Count your yes answers per category. Max 5 each.
4. At the end, look up your profile. Compare with the room.
Mark a point if your answer is yes
Add up your yes count for each category. That's your 5-digit code. Then add all 5 together for your overall type. Compare with the person next to you — no judgment. Maybe a little judgment.
Your yes count per category
Add all 5 digits together → your overall type
Total 0 – 7
The One Who Actually Read the Email
Calm, collected, always prepared. You are the human version of a well-organized binder. Everyone else leans on you without realizing it.
Total 8 – 12
The Quiet Fixer
You don't say much in meetings but somehow everything gets handled. You've solved three problems before most people found a pen.
Total 13 – 17
The Functional Chaos Agent
You thrive in the mess. Not sure how, but your patients are fine, your notes get done, and you somehow made it to this offsite.
Total 18 – 21
The Unhinged Professional
Fully licensed. Completely unfiltered. You are excellent at your job and mildly terrifying in a team meeting. We mean that as a compliment.
Total 22 – 25
The Legend of the Department
You have seen everything, survived everything, and still showed up today. You are the answer to the question nobody thought to ask. Iconic.